E ka Lā,
I have been very good this year. Well… not exactly “good”, but naughty in just the right way. There’s a present that I have always wanted and I am hoping that you can help me obtain it.
ʻO ka mea mua, ke manaʻo nei wau he elves, me he ʻano humanoid ka moe kāne a loaʻa kekahi o lākou nei, e like me ke kanaka *.
As such, if you know of any elves that are open-minded and inclined to accommodate my unique request, I would really love to have an item that has been fucked by an elf…
E ʻike pehea e kiʻi ai i kāu kūikawā ʻaneʻi.