He kiʻi wīwīwīwīwīwīwīwīwīwīwīwīwino i i hōʻike i mua
I’m sitting on my partially enclosed balcony overlooking the river and urban landscape. You’re stuck in your office cubicle, but at least you have a window and a pair of binoculars. You’re scanning the buildings around you and you spot a blonde woman in a brightly colored fruit dress with a funny shaped object in her hand. And is that a camera woman with her?
Ke hoʻāla nei ka wahine aniani i kona aahu, a hoʻole pū i ka melemone, a ʻoi hoʻi kahi mea phallic i loko o kona puki, ʻike koke ʻoe i ke kī ʻana aku i nā kiʻi porn!
For the next few months you keep googling “Blonde with glass banana fucks herself near window”, but alas, you find nothing. Then one day, this post pops up in your search results! Is this porn scene the one? The one that you saw being filmed from your office cubicle? Watch to find out!