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He huakaʻi microbikini lele kiʻekiʻe
Mākaukau ʻoe e hele i ka huakaʻi parasailing me aʻu? Ua makemake paha ʻoe e hoʻāʻo i nā haʻuki hoʻokūkū me ke kāʻei ʻana i kahi microbikini? A laila e mākaukau e hoʻokō i kāu mau moeʻuhane g-string!
Ma hope o ke kāʻei ʻana i ke kāʻei ma luna o kaʻu bikini Weasel Weasel ʻulaʻula wela, ua mākaukau wau e lele i ka lewa. ʻO kēia huakaʻi kaʻu manawa mua i ka parasailing. Ma hope o ko mākou hōʻea ʻana i ke kiʻekiʻe e lele ana, ua pūʻiwa wau i ka mālie. Ua manaʻo wau he leo makani a me ka ʻino nui, akā, ua maluhia, mālie, a hāwanawana mālie!
Akā, ʻike wau e make ana ʻoukou i ka ʻike ʻana i ke ʻano o ka parasailing i ke kāʻei ʻana i ka microbikini? Ua ʻoluʻolu loa ia, ʻaʻohe ʻānai ʻia o ke kāʻei, a pulu ʻoe i ka wā e luʻu ai lākou i loko o ka wai, no laila hiki iā ʻoe ke komo i ka bikini! ʻAʻole hoʻi i hoʻohuhū nā limahana a me nā mea kaʻa ʻē aʻe, a ʻo ka ʻōlelo wale nō i loaʻa iaʻu mai kahi wahine ʻē aʻe i manaʻo he ala maikaʻi loa ia e pale aku ai i nā laina ʻeleʻele.
No laila, hilinaʻi! E hele a hauʻoli i kāu mau huakaʻi āpau i nā lole liʻiliʻi loa.