E hoʻopōʻino i nā mea kuʻuna me nā mea lepa a! (Falalalala)
ʻO ka hoʻonani ʻana i ke kumulāʻau Kalikimaka me nā baubles ʻālohilohi he kuʻuna ʻoliʻoli maʻamau, akā pehea ka hoʻonani ʻana i nā nipples i hou ʻia? ʻAe, ke manaʻo nei au, ʻaʻohe mea maikaʻi aʻe ma mua o ka hāʻawi ʻana i kaʻu ʻīwī nipple i ʻōniʻoniʻo liʻiliʻi.
I kēia hoʻonohonoho kiʻi, huli wau i ka wela i loko o kaʻu lole ulaula. Ua pakele ʻo kaʻu pā panaʻi Kalikimaka i kā kuʻu lacy bra, ka hōʻike ʻana i ʻelua o nā makana i piha pū ʻia me ka huki ʻana i nā ʻaoʻao o kēlā me kēia nipple. Eia kekahi, mai kēlā a me kēia nipple e kau i kahi mea ʻulaʻula ulaula.
ʻO kaʻu mau momona kūlohelohe ka manawa kūpono e wehe ai i ka lā Kalikimaka. Makemake ʻoe e kōkua i ke wehe ʻole iaʻu? A i ʻole e hoʻolōʻihi hou ʻia i kaʻu mau pāpale?