ʻO kēia LBD kekahi o kaʻu moʻolelo punahele punahele mai ka Wicked Weasel. He kapa ʻele, he strapless, lole kapa loloa, a he kūpono no kēlā me kēia manawa. Ua pāpale wau i kēia kapa i ka a Luau ma Hawaii, a i ka hoʻokūkū hula Miss Pole o kēia makahiki! No laila inā ʻoe e aloha i kēia lole, a makemake e ʻike i ka "hou", nui mau nā kiʻi "cumming". E hoʻomanaʻo, inā makemake ʻoe e kau ʻia ma luna o nā lole slutty āpau aʻu e kau ai i ka lehulehu, e ukali iaʻu Twitter.